More Than Meets The Douche Bag
Craptacular summer blockbuster movie director/ producer and king of all unnecessary remakes Michael Bay is my pick for today's Douchie recipient. His works to date include such mind numbing and spontaneous rectal bleeding films like:
*Bad Boys I and II (yes, they made a sequel)
Wait a minute, what's this.....Michael Bay is directing a...ohh please God, don't say it.....ugh, a Transformers live action movie. Say it with me, WTF! The same guy who directed a movie where the premise is Ben Affleck battling a meteorite in space....and LIVES is making a movie about the Transformers. Oh man.....Michael Bay, you are indeed one HELL OF A DOUCHE BAG in my book!