The Erectile Disfunction Douche Bag
Today's induction into the Douche Bag Awards is none other than a personal favorite, Rush Limbaugh. He was recently detained at the West Palm Beach Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription. Haha, the man can spend all day telling Neo Conservatives how horrible and unamerican Liberals are, but yet the son of a bitch can't even get it up and has to get his kicks without anyone knowing about it. Maybe you wouldn't need Viagra to get it up if you weren't too busy popping those pain killers.